You're Fired!

That is, if your name is Carolyn Kepcher. Donald Trump and Carolyn (you know her from The Apprentice) have parted ways. Carolyn, as you might expect if you were a fan of the show, issued a very classy statement:

After 11 years with the Trump Organization, Donald and I had different visions for my future role in the company," Kepcher said in a statement. "Donald has been an extraordinary boss and a great mentor over the years, and I will always be grateful for the opportunities and experiences he has provided me.

She's a class act until the end. The Donald, on the other hand, replaced her with his daughter and is phasing out Ross to make room for his son.

Ahh, the perils of working for a family owned business.