You're Hired (please???)

For those of you who enjoyed reading about Pluto being fired, you'll enjoy reading about an attempt to hire a new number 2 guy for Al Qaeda.

Here's a snippet:

HUMAN RESOURCES: Congratulations! We’re promoting you to the Number Two spot!

ACHMED: Number two? But what about —

HUMAN RESOURCES: Uh, he’s moved on.

ACHMED: And the guy with the mustache?

HUMAN RESOURCES: Relocated.

Go read the whole thing at National Review Online.