Since Halloween is almost upon us, I have a question? Just how would you know if your HR department had been taken over by zombies?
My thought: When you get your open enrollment form, there are only questions about how fresh your brain is.
Add your answers to the comments, or tweet it with the hashtag #HRZombies.
I'm looking forward to some awesome answers.
Why am I evil? Well, I'm not, but that's the perception of all of us in HR. Need to fire someone? Come to HR. Need to explain to someone why, even after working their rear end off all year, that their annual increase is 2.7%? Come to HR. Need to come up with new mountains of paperwork? Come to HR. So, come join me on the Evil Side. Oh, and send me your HR questions.
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2 comments:
1 - Shortly after your coworker suddenly leaves the company, your HR person laments that she really needs to go on a diet. And you thought it had to do with recruiting-related stress and chocolate...
2 - The one time air-conditioning in the HR department broke and make-up started running, your HR lady sure looked different. The co-worker who went into the HR office that day was let go - or so they say.
3 - Exit interviews no longer take place in the HR office but in an out-of-the-way warehouse.
4 - Your former co-worker tells you that in a reference check, your HR department said he was let go because he had trouble fitting in with the company culture. "He insisted on gobbling down tons of sweets and we really prefer salty snacks here at Acme Corp."
5 - Ever since your company initiated that intern program for students from all over the world, your HR rep has been over the moon about international cuisine.
Number 3 is my favorite! "Come to this warehouse..."
Awesome.
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